I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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