Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
