..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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