It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We have so much sex to catch up on
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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