Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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