i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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