one word: firstdatebathroomanal
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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