the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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