I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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