wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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