why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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