if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you repeat that, but with context?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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