I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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