he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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