Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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