question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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