he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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