the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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