I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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