You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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