That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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