im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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