Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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