yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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