And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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