you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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