Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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