My brain says no but my pants say off.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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