Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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