i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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