We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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