we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize