Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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