Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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