I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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