I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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