Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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