I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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