Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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