just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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