Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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