id be glad to
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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