She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
