Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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