Moan for me like Helen Keller
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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