Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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