im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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