physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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