did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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