So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize