she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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