worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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