idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Do you still have your period?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
and she was petting her beer can
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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