and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
foreskin is a definite game changer
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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