Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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