I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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