They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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